rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via fuckmestupid)

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via fuckmestupid)

kittyphoe:

What satire is: Pointing out the ridiculous nature of oppressive systems by using humour.

What people think it is: License to be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic etc. as long as you insist you are joking.

What Seth McFarlane thinks satire is: Being racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic etc. in a funny voice.

(Source: kakaphoe, via vampishly)